Elder of Ziyon: Allah has a lawyer

Allah has a lawyer

I just got this spam email: i am Mrs. Bintu Mahmud. Please contact my lawyer Ramli Sariman (email address provided) for a very important thing ALLAH wants you to do for Him. May ALLAH be with you always. I'm impressed - any lawyer would be proud to have Allah for a client! My guess is that he's advising Him to keep His mouth shut.

Elder of Ziyon: Allah has a lawyer