Tuesday 15 April 2008

SUPERMAN (RED SON)



What It Is:


Probably the greatest of all the Superman Elseworlds tales, Mark Millar's Superman: Red Son poses some interesting questions. What if Kal-El's rocket had landed in a collective farm in the Ukraine, instead of in Smallville, Kansas? Just how American is Superman, after all? Are the devotion to truth and the love of justice incompatible with the teachings of Karl Marx?

Red Son plays out along a historically realistic time frame, with the Soviets revealing Superman to the world during the presidency of Eisenhower. In the story's first few pages, Ike has to break the bad news to the American people, and it's an announcement that would make the Sputnik launches pale in comparison: the existence of an "alien Superman, committed to Communist ideals whose very existence threatens to alter our position as a world superpower forever." Soviet propaganda images of the costumed alien reveal a character very much like the one we know - except in black-and-white, like the early George Reeves Superman - and with a hammer-and-sickle in place of the familiar 'S' on his chest.

The president calls in America's ace-in-the-hole, Dr. Lex Luthor, who in Millar's tale is an attractive, red-headed dynamo with a ridiculously high I.Q. Luthor plays chess with multiple opponents while reading Machiavelli to stave off boredom, and he just so happens to be married to the beautiful star reporter, Lois Lane Luthor.

Luthor concocts a plan to lure Superman to the United States - Sputnik gives him the idea to engineer a panic in the sky - a plummeting satellite from which the citizens of Metropolis will need to be saved. He correctly calculates that Superman's commitment to pravda and social justice will trump his specific loyalty to the Soviet way just this once. Superman takes the bait, rescuing the city and making a strong impression on Lois, but he leaves a bit of himself on the satellite, which was Lex's gamble. Dr. Luthor will eventually turn a sample of Superman's DNA into the story's Bizarro - an ugly American Superman with "USA" stamped on his chest.

Over the next few decades, Superman succeeds Joe Stalin as the leader of the U.S.S.R., secures an alliance with Princess Diana (Wonder Woman), and continues his battle with the indefatigable Luthor. Lex forms a partnership with the alien android Brainiac, who shrinks a Soviet city before their plans are foiled. Superman's failure to restore the bottled city of Stalingrad to its former greatness will haunt him in the years to come. Yet Superman's greatest challenge is overcoming the threat posed by the Batman - a mysterious, omnipresent symbol of anti-authoritarianism who strikes from the shadows at Superman's empire.

Red Son holds our interest both with these subtle reflections of established DC mythology and world history and with its implied commentary on Superman, who as a Soviet champion is different but not markedly better or worse than the Man of Steel we know. Millar's Soviet Superman has a greater social conscience, reminiscent of the classic Siegel and Shuster character. What the Red Son lacks is Jonathan Kent's doctrine of personal responsibility - a strong faith in the ability of human beings to choose their own destinies and to both see and shoulder their responsibilities. Ultimately, this failing proves to be the Russian Superman's downfall.

Red Son, like any good story, doesn't conclusively answer all of the questions it poses. Rather, it leaves us with a dialogue between two philosophical extremes. Perhaps it is this balance between social obligation and personal freedom that makes Superman seem so essentially American.

BIG CATS ( 1) - LYNX





QUOTES (5) - LAZARUS LONG (ROBERT A. HEINLEIN)



Always store beer in a dark place.

By the data to date, there is only one animal in the Galaxy dangerous to man - man himself. So he must supply his own indispensable competition. He has no enemy to help him.

Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.

Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet, you can't win.

Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.

Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it.

Get off a shot fast. This upsets him long enough to let you make your second shot perfect.

There is no conclusive evidence of life after death. But there is no evidence of any sort against it.

Soon enough you will know. So why fret about it?

If it can't be expressed in figures, it is not science, it is opinion.

It has long been known that one horse can run faster than another - but which one? Differences are crucial.

A fake fortuneteller can be tolerated. But an authentic soothsayer should be shot on sight. Cassandra did not get half the kicking around she deserved.

Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, et. cetera ad nausea, keep her from drowning them at birth.

Most "scientists" are bottle washers and button sorters.

The "pacifist male" is a contradiction in terms. Most self-described "pacifists" are not pacific; they simply assume false colors. When the wind changes, they hoist the Jolly Roger.

Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman's breasts; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy.

A generation which ignores history has no past - and no future.

A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.

What a wonderful world it is that has girls in it!

Small change can often be found under seat cushions.

History does not record anywhere at any time a religion that has any rational basis. Religion is a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up to the unknown without help. But, like dandruff, most people do have a religion and spend time and money on it and seem to derive considerable pleasure from fiddling with it.

It's amazing how much "mature wisdom" resembles being too tired.

If you don't like yourself, you can't like other people.

Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind; it may offer a way to make him your friend. If not, you can kill him without hate - and quickly.

A motion to adjourn is always in order.

No state has an inherent right to survive through conscript troops and, in the long run, no state ever has. Roman matrons used to say to their sons: "Come back with your shield, or on it."
Later on, this custom declined. So did Rome.

Of all the strange "crimes" that human beings have legislated out of nothing, "blasphemy" is the most amazing - with "obscenity" and "indecent exposure" fighting it out for second and third place.

Cheops' Law: Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.

It is better to copulate than never.

All societies are based on rules to protect pregnant women and young children. All else is surplusage, excrescence, adornment, luxury, or folly which can - and must - be dumped in emergency to preserve this prime function. As racial survival is the only universal morality, no other basic is possible. Attempts to formulate a "perfect society" on any foundation other than "Women and children first!" is not only witless, it is automatically genocidal. Nevertheless, starry-eyed idealists (all of them male) have tried endlessly - and no doubt will keep on trying.
All men are created unequal.

Money is a power aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.

A brute kills for pleasure. A fool kills from hate.

There is only one way to console a widow. But remember the risk.

When the need arises - and it does - you must be able to shoot your own dog. Don't farm it out - that doesn't make it nicer, it makes it worse.

Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks.

It may be better to be a live jackal than a dead lion, but it is better still to be alive lion. And usually easier.

One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.

Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.

Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have manners and morals of a spoiled child.

Never appeal to a man's "better nature." He may not have one. Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.

Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse.

You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.

Avoid making irrevocable decisions while tired or hungry. N.B.: Circumstances can force your hand. So think ahead!

Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.

An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.

Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded - here and there, now and then - are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.This is known as "bad luck."

In a mature society, "civil servant" is semantically equal to "civil master."

When a place gets crowded enough to require ID's, social collapse is not far away. It is time to go elsewhere. The best thing about space travel is that it made it possible to go elsewhere.

A woman is not property, and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.

The second best thing about space travel is that the distances involved make war very difficult, usually impractical, and almost always unnecessary. This is probably a loss for most people, since war is our race's most popular diversion, one which gives purpose and color to dull and stupid lives. But it is a great boon to the intelligent man who fights only when he must - never for sport.

A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes. This may be the purpose of the universe.

There are hidden contradictions in the minds of people who "love Nature" while deploring the "artificialities" with which "Man has spoiled 'Nature.'" The obvious contradiction lies in their choice of words, which imply that Man and his artifacts are not part of "Nature" - but beavers and their dams are. But the contradictions go deeper than this prima-facie absurdity. In declaring his love for the beaver dam (erected by beavers for beavers' purposes) and his hatred for dams erected by men (for the purposes of man) the "Naturist" reveals his hatred for his own race - i.e., his own self-hatred. In the case of "Naturists" such self-hatred is too strong an emotion to feel toward them; pity and contempt are the most they rate.As for me, willy-nilly I am a man, not a beaver, and H. sapiens is the only race I have or can have. Fortunately for me, I like being part of a race made up of men and women - it strikes me as a fine arrangement and perfectly "natural."Believe it or not, there were "Naturists" who opposed the first flight to old Earth's Moon as being "unnatural" and a "despoiling of Nature."

"No man is an island - " Much as we may feel and act as individuals, our race is a single organism, always growing and branching - which must be pruned regularly to be healthy. This necessity need not be argued; anyone with eyes can see that any organism which grows without limit always dies in its own poisons. The only rational question is whether pruning is best done before or after birth.Being an incurable sentimentalist, I favor the former of these methods - killing makes me queasy, even when it's a case of "He's dead and I'm alive and that's the way I wanted it to be."But this may be a mater of taste. Some shamans think that it is better to be killed in a war, or to die in childbirth, or to starve in misery, than never to have lived at all.
Democracy is base on the assumption that a million men are wiser than one man. How's that again? I missed something.

Autocracy is based on the assumption that one man is wiser than a million men. Let's play that over again, too. Who decides?

Any government will work if authority and responsibility are equal and coordinate. This does not insure "good" government; it simply insures that it will work. But such governments are rare - most people want to run things but want no part of the blame. This used to be called the "backseat-driver syndrome."

Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried automatically and without pity.
God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omni benevolent - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks, please. Cash and in small bills.

Courage is the complement of fear. A man who is fearless cannot be courageous. (He is also a fool.)

The two highest achievements of the human mind are the twin concepts of "loyalty" and "duty." Whenever these twin concepts fall into disrepute - get out of there fast! You may possibly save yourself, but it is too late to save that society. It is doomed.

People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals. It is the poor jerk who is shy a half slug who must tighten his belt.

The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility. And visa versa.

Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe, and not make messes in the house.

Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear. Honorifics and formal politeness provide lubrication where people rub together. Often the very young, the untraveled, the naive, the unsophisticated deplore these formalities as "empty," "meaningless," or "dishonest," and scorn to use them. No matter how "pure" their motives, they thereby throw sand into machinery that does not work too well at best.

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

The more you love, the more you can love - and the more intensely you love. Nor is there any limit on how many you can love. If a person had time enough, he could love all of the majority who are decent and just.

Masturbation is cheap, clean, convenient, and free of any possibility of wrongdoing - and you don't have to go home in the cold. But it's lonely.

Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception, the root of all evil.

If tempted by something that feels "altruistic," examine your motives and root out that self-deception. Then, if you still want to do it, wallow in it!

The most preposterous notion that H. sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if he does not receive this flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, without a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history.

The second most preposterous notion is that copulation is inherently sinful.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of - but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.
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