WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A FLY FALLS INTO A COFFE CUP ?

Thanks to NIKON-MAN'S for posting this:

What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?

*The Englishman*: Throws away the cup of coffee and walks away .


*The American*: Takes out the fly and drinks the coffee.


*The Chinese*: Eats the fly and throws away the coffee.


* The Japanese*: Drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra.

*The Israeli*: Sells the coffee to the American, the fly to the Chinese, and buys himself a new cup of coffee.

*The Palestinian*: Blames the Israeli for the violent act of puttingthe fly in his coffee; asks the UN for aid, takes a loan from theEuropean Union to buy a new cup of coffee; uses the money to purchase explosives, then blows up the coffee house, where:The Englishman, the American, the Chinese, and the Japanese are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he was too aggressive.

taken from . Nikon-Man's (http://nikon-man.stumbleupon.com/)